Lex- The Autobiography

“Lex’s” Story/Autobiography/story about life

My life has no life.

 I have A YouTube lifer.liar.com account

I’m a fake blogger

I have no brain whatsoever

I have an imaifopomophone network connection.

I live in Florida, I have 2 dogs and 1 cat, my name is Lex, I like to vlog a lot, Dad is a firefighter/EMT.

Last Friday I went to the beach, got a Suntan, I peeled my skin.

At the Beach I gave my mom the Look, the Squint, And the Hairy Eyeball, Which mean I don’t know whether you’re straight with me or not, you can’t possibly be serious, and prepare for me to go ballistic, AND/OR JK IM JUST KIDDING! Don’t go ballistic on me, don’t, I’m serious, are you still there?

Good. I don’t like it when people walk out on me especially when I’m telling my beach story. I don’t like it.



It felt cold, like a brain freeze, like super cold, I don’t know how to describe it. It’s impossible, it can’t be possible, because it never is. It will be though. I’m going to make it that way.



My ending begins the story as a figurative way of dying my hair at the beach again.  It was interesting, because I couldn’t regain my senses, dye by my EYES, MOUTH, EARS, NOSE, AND TONGUE